Are you going to let our emotional life be run by Time Magazine?
THE PAREENINGTON POST
THE INTERNET NEWSLETTER: NEWS BLOGS VIDEO COMMUNITY BULLSHIT LINK-WHORING CATS NAME-CALLING
Jul 04
Jul 03
Poll
Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children’s future from OUTSIDE the Governor’s office?
Jul 02
Happy Independence Day! [Related]
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For Mark Sanford
Jul 01
» Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family”
These people belong on VH-1.“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be. The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family. Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal rights. This makes total sense.
Guys? This is a parody site. Another headline:
Woo-girl riot ensues at reception after cover band refuses song request
Hah, this one is kind of funny. Who knew there was a South Carolina-specific parody news site? (Answer: not the internet.)
Jun 30
Today, So Far
Excuses to run Michael Jackson pictures, sexy lady YouTubes, and Hold Steady references.
And maybe more to come!
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Jun 28
From the Archives
I know how the internet “works” and all that, and god knows I steal things all the damn time, but really? Reprinting the entire foreword to a book without any, like, citation at all? The book is long out of print I guess. Information wants to be free, and famously reclusive authors want it to look like they contributed to blogs they probably have never heard of because I am pretty sure they live in a cabin somewhere without internet access!
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