December 2009
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"We see exciting growth opportunities in beauty,... →
maura: Anyone want to take a crack at explaining “woman-as-woman/woman-as-mom” to me? I think we’re going to see major growth this quarter in woman-as-madonna/woman-as-whore content.
Dec 4th
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November 2009
12 posts
Come See Me do a Thing, Next Tuesday
I know it is an “internet holiday,” so no one is reading this, but I thought I should let all three of you know that I will be delivering a comedic lecture next Tuesday, December 1, at Union Hall in beautiful Park Slope, as part of the Adult Education series. The subject is Death, and my presentation is titled “Everyone Is Trying to Kill You,” which you might recognize as...
Nov 27th
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Nov 25th
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“They obviously then started up the conversations, and started talking about...”
–  Detainees at Camp in Iraq Use Favre To Tease Wisconsin Soldiers (via celebraterickysargulesh) (via wizardishungry)
Nov 19th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 13th
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Nov 13th
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Listen(Feat. The Eagles)
Nov 12th
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Nov 11th
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“At the time, Mr. Bloomberg said he was not concerned about the higher rents that...”
– God bless every self-declared liberal who voted for him.
Nov 4th
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Top Ten Reasons to Vote for Mike Bloomberg
peterfeld: 7. He’s kept crime going down without the Mussolini-like police tactics of Giuliani. There have been no mayorally-sanctioned police hate crimes like Diallo, Louima and Dorismond. Well, as long as Mike didn’t sanction Sean Bell and Michael Mineo, I guess he’s fine. Though retaining Ray Kelly no matter what happens (I know, I know, he gets results, dammit!) seems like a...
Nov 3rd
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"Literally Any Human Being Not Named Michael... →
Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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October 2009
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Oct 30th
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Oct 23rd
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Did you hear the one about the Minister and family doctor who killed a half-dozen people selling a phony cancer cure on Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s tv channel?
Oct 13th
Late to this, but
youngmanhattanite: Rex/Pareene, do you take issue with Jay Chrepta calling Minneapolis “the Upper West Side of Middle America”? Because I would. Jay Chrepta commutes from 83.7% white Rochester, which is sort of the Greenwich of Minneapolis.
Oct 9th
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Oct 7th
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Sporting News
Moe and Peggy Noonan and I are guest-editing Deadspin today!
Oct 3rd
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