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» Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family”

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notthatkindagay:

“Of course I’m not saying that Mark is gay,” Sanford said, “but he may as well be.  The moral decay in this country has claimed another victim and this time it was my family.  Our marriage was perfect until these laws started passing around the country. Clearly the slow dissolution of the sanctity of marriage in America seeped into Mark’s psyche until he no longer felt compelled to abide by our vows.”

Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal rights.  This makes total sense.

These people belong on VH-1.

Guys? This is a parody site. Another headline:

Woo-girl riot ensues at reception after cover band refuses song request

Hah, this one is kind of funny. Who knew there was a South Carolina-specific parody news site? (Answer: not the internet.)

1. technicolorwordvomit reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

   Look, I may have been wrong about gay marriage, but I was never like this. Ever. Lol

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3. colorpsychedelic reblogged this from callmemrpeerpressured and added:

   You know what wrecked your family? You and your husband. Don’t go blaming something like gay marriage. You’re the one...

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5. ceandrew reblogged this from bnfabian and added:

   makes perfect sense to me…

6. caterpillarcowboy reblogged this from micek and added:

   I think this does make a good example as to how far “out of touch” Republicans are viewed to be.

7. micek reblogged this from bnfabian and added:

   The “news” on this site is not entirely real. If there is, in fact, actual news on this site, then it is likely marked...

8. devmonster reblogged this from bnfabian and added:

   HAHA! Damn, they got me.

9. bnfabian reblogged this from devmonster and added:

   Discust is as ‘real’ as The Onion. Is everyone reading the entire thing before getting pissed?

10. devmonster reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:

    Pardon me. But are you fucking insane, Mrs. Sanford? Yes? Oh, okay.

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    WTF?! Oh, I’m obviously retarded.

25. admiratio reblogged this from cosmicsquirreljustice and added:

    Keith Olberman wins my heart. Jenny Sanford needs to go read up on the history of matrimony and how the so-called moral...

26. pareene reblogged this from maura and added:

    Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal...

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    Are you fucking kidding me? Conservatives never can take personal responsibility…and worse, they have to blame liberals....

31. think4yourself reblogged this from shiningstar and added:

    yeah…feeling duped by this “story.” I hadn’t heard of the discust before. My rational mind took a break on this one.

32. blackknight7289 reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    bitch has bigger issues to worry about, like the fact that her husband cheated on her with a woman who was almost always...

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    I’m editing my snarky comment in case other people don’t see it as snarky. I get butthurt too easily.

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39. notentirely reblogged this from think4yourself and added:

    finally, someone has the courage to say what we’ve all known...so long. the gay...

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41. shiningstar reblogged this from michaelmcgee and added:

    think4yourself:notthatkindagay:...HAHAHAHA! It took me a minute to realize it was fake,...

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45. cosmicsquirreljustice reblogged this from think4yourself and added:

    This. This, even though its from a satire site. :P

46. michaelmcgee reblogged this from think4yourself and added:

    Way to follow up a great statement, with a completely idiotic statement. This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard.

47. sarahmc reblogged this from thecurvature and added:

    You nearly gave me a heart-attack with this.

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    Thankfully, this is actually a joke. I read the excerpt and thought “this is the Onion, right?” No, but seemingly a site...

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    This speaks for itself. This woman has clearly lost her shit. wow.

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    Don’t worry, it’s not real, it’s satire. But it’s believable, huh?

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60. think4yourself reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    are you fucking kidding me Jenny Sanford? ANY sympathy I had for you and your situation just evaporated with this...

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64. fullcredit reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    NTKG, Reporting: Jenny Sanford: “Gay marriage wrecked my family” until i got to this part, i totally thought it was for...

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66. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    Straight guys having affairs and banging Argentinian mistresses = gay people loving one another and wanting legal...

67. ackb reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    Holy fucking shit.

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69. mercurypdx reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:

    Really? (Un)confidential to Jenny Sanford: It wasn’t gay marriage… it was global warming.

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